Like lots of males in the mood for love, this horny guy licks his lips with a slithery tongue, puffs out his chest and makes weird eeeh-eeeehing sounds.
My son-in-law? Frat boys watching “Girls Gone Wild”? Sylvester Stallone doing an interview?
Meet the Rhinoceros Iguana, a reptilian Romeo who courts his scaly lady just two weeks a year right before rainy season. He chivalrously waits for her to crawl from her burrow so he can bob his head for several days to impress her (kinda like Angus Young of AC/DC) so she will consent to make cold-blooded whoopie with him.